Well this was hilarious.
I will admit, there were many times I thought you were laying on the "the devs are complete idiots" angle on a little too thick, and the wackiness got overplayed - like the player character suddenly pulling a gun, as hilarious as it was.
But every time that thought crept into my mind, there was a subtler joke, or at least another completely out of left field one to balance it out - like the immobile zombie that plays the same scare chord every time you walk past, or the bendy handles.
All in all, I ended up with a lot of genuinely hearty laughs t the expense of some tired horror game clichés. VERY good work, I had a blast.